Come in. Watch the threshold.

SJ-01Caution

Heavy cotton, GOTS-certified garment. A stumbler in a warning triangle on the chest, mid-slip, exactly where people look.

SJ-02Caution

Heavy cotton, GOTS-certified garment. The dictionary entry stum·ble juice, n. on the chest, about 29 cm wide.

SJ-03Caution

GOTS-certified cotton, brushed inside, a hazard stripe across the chest and a kangaroo pocket to hide your hands in after the fall.

SJ-04Caution

Ceramic, 330 ml, dishwasher safe. Black, with an orange spill warning on the side. Carries a warning, which is more than most mugs do.

SJ-05Caution

Six-panel cap in safety orange, embroidered stumbler, adjustable strap. Looks like protective equipment. Offers no protection whatsoever.

SJ-06Caution

Woven patch, 8 × 6 cm. The edge survives being sewn on crooked at two in the morning.

SJ-07Caution

Round pin-back button, 38 mm, glossy. The stumbler in safety orange on black, inside a ring of hazard tape.

SJ-08Caution

Rectangular hard-enamel pin, about 40 × 18 mm. Stumble Juice in safety orange on black enamel, the b already tipping, a tiny stumbler at the end.

SJ-09Caution

Die-cut warning-triangle sticker, about 80 mm. The stumbler inside a safety-orange triangle, CAUTION · STUMBLE ZONE underneath. For stairs, thresholds and laptops.

SJ-10Caution

Die-cut sticker, about 70 mm, cut along the outline of the stumbler with a white border. No words, no triangle, just the stumbler.

SJ-11Caution

Round 60 mm floor-marker sticker. I TRIPPED HERE, a big arrow pointing at the exact spot and a line to write the date on. Evidence, for the record.

SJ-12Caution

Rectangular card sticker, about 90 × 50 mm, with the same entry as the Dictionary tee – stum·ble juice, n., pronunciation and both senses.