SJ-01Caution
Heavy cotton, GOTS-certified. A stumbler in a warning triangle on the chest. Side effects may include tripping over nothing.
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Product SJ-06
Patch "Certified Stumbler"
€9
Woven patch, 8 × 6 cm. The edge survives being sewn on crooked at two in the morning.
- Woven patch, 8 × 6 cm, with an overlocked edge
- Sew it on a jacket, a bag or your overalls
- Certified Stumbler, issued without an exam
Size
Fits every jacket, even crooked ones
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SJ-02Caution
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